One Victor Lewis Smith (or possibly Lewis-Smith), to whom I followed a link for a completely unrelated reason, proudly reports:

AS curator of the Museum Of Heads And Limbs That Are Missing From Statues In Other Museums (we have the arms of the Venus de Milo, Mrs Thatcher’s decapitated bonce, numerous ancient Greek noses and fingers, and much much more), I was delighted to acquire Saddam’s feet this week, fresh from the plinth. Hey, don’t knock it. Or, on seconds thoughts, do knock it. That way, there’ll be even more broken pieces for me.

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