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Wednesday, 2007 September 5, 13:19 — pets

awww!

I was awakened by a voice: “How cute!” I opened my eyes to find the Little Demon perching on my chest.

Sunday, 2007 March 25, 23:32 — pets

my bad

Last Sunday we found evidence that Pillow had accidentally been locked out the night before (though I thought he could get in by another way). He hid under the bed all that day. Monday he emerged, still nervous. Wednesday I noticed that his abdomen had a lemon-sized abscess. We took him to a vet, who remarked that his (minor) wounds did not look like the result of fighting with another cat; he asked whether there are raccoons in our neighborhood. (Yes.)

With his belly shaved, and bits of rubber hose poking out of it, Pillow from some angles looks like a cow. But I’m not gonna say that to his face.

Sunday, 2007 January 7, 16:24 — me!me!me!, pets

better late than never

Guess what I got for my birthday? Hint: It’s not in these pix.

Saturday, 2006 June 24, 09:37 — neep-neep, pets

without questions there can be no answers

Is there a standard Unix shell command to pause for a given amount of time? One wouldn’t use this from the prompt, of course, but it might have its uses in scripts. Mine is to open a large number of files (local or Web), but not all at once:

cat list-of-files | xargs slow-open &

where slow-open looks like

#!/bin/sh
for i in $*
  do
    open $i
    pause 60
  done

It seems like unnecessary overkill to write pause in Python.

In unrelated news — I’ve heard that you can discourage vermin from stealing your pets’ food by setting out a sample spiked with emetic. Have you tried this, does it work? What drug is appropriate for a cat? A neighborhood tom has recently found our cats’ dish, and drops in every night as if he owns the place (if I’m not watching).

Tuesday, 2006 April 11, 21:45 — pets

fixin to rumble

Pillow can generate a remarkable volume of purr when he puts his mind to it. I thought of asking him, “Is that a frog in your throat or are you just happy to see me?” but it could so easily be misconstrued.

Thursday, 2006 March 9, 22:00 — pets

you got to have a dream

Pillow has a new ambition: to liberate the thick white string that crosses the space between two bookcases — i.e. my Ethernet line.

Monday, 2006 February 13, 10:25 — pets

keep the customer occupied

I have an idea for an automatic cat-teaser. (Too bad I haven’t tried to build anything since childhood.) It consists of a double pendulum driven by two perpendicular oscillators.

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