Category Archives: prose

can immortals be said to have a life-cycle?

On reading The Silmarillion I was mildly bothered that, in a story mainly about Elves, Elvish children are never mentioned. (Half-Elf children appear in a couple of episodes, as baggage.) Children are relatively scarce among immortals (because they spend a … Continue reading

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Jack Vance’s monument

I’ve received the first half of the Vance Integral Edition, and it looks swell. The printing is crisp, the binding solid. I had doubts about the new typeface (designed by the instigator of the project, in what seemed an awful … Continue reading

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Tree, Spare That Woodsman

This is probably old, but it’s new to me, and a hoot: The Definitive Middle-earth Test

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egg rinds

I moved some boxes out of the garage (where they have sat for two years) and found some books inside. Yesterday I finished reading The Spirit Ring (1992), the first non-Barrayar novel by Lois McMaster Bujold. I don’t know why … Continue reading

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squids in spaaace

I’m reading Ken MacLeod’s Dark Light, the middle of a trilogy begun in Cosmonaut Keep and to conclude in Engine City. (I first re-read Keep; it was easier to follow the second time.) “Octopodia” as “the key insight,” how cheeky! … Continue reading

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the Red Book of Okefenokee

Found in the archives: my cast list for Walt Kelly’s production of LotR: Porky Pine as Frodo Albert as Aragorn Deacon Mushrat as Gandalf Bewitched, Bothered and Bemildred as Sam, Merry and Pippin Hepzibah as Arwen Miz Beaver as Eowyn … Continue reading

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Smash and Blaze

A Small Victory: protest porn. Some of the less naughty bits: As all around them entwined and cheered, forming an orgy of peaceful feelings, Smash and Blaze came together in a frenzy of lust, passion and a desire to rid … Continue reading

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