Foundation and Spam

Got a spam today from someone who evidently used Asimov to feed the gibberish-generator:

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do me no favors

Argh. In the newest version of Firefox, Gmail puts its content in popups, and I can’t find a way to turn off that behavior.

Later: It only did that once, the first time I loaded Gmail after updating Firefox.

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a pretty thing

I eventually got around to ordering my poster from Zazzle. I feared that the colors might be dull, or that JPEG compression would spoil the detail, but it’s even more crisp and gorgeous than I imagined.

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fun with eigenvectors

After installing that matrix math library, I spent a week’s evenings pushing several abstract graphs through my “topological coordinates” program and finding, to my lack of complete shock, that none of them had any neat three-dimensional embedding.

Then I tried a torus, and was again far from amazed that it didn’t work well either: all the vertices being equivalent under the inherent symmetries, there’s nothing to distinguish the “inner” from the “outer”.

I cut a seam of the torus to make a cylinder, and then I got a surprise: the free ends curl in like an apple. If anything I’d expect the opposite: the vertices along the edges, being topologically outermost, “ought” to curl outward.

One of these days I’ll get around to fullerenes.

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what, if anything, were you thinking?

I hear some surprising things in this job. I trust I’m not violating confidence if I repeat this doozy from a discharge report:

At this point the etiology of the [symptom] is still unclear to me; it could possibly be idiopathic but, given that his symptoms have resolved and [test results], most likely his [symptom] has unclear etiology.

Idiopathic or unclear? We report, you decide.

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hoist a glass

Madhu is getting married in a few weeks — in India. I wish I could go!

If each of my readers were to drop a nickel in the tip jar, that should be enough to buy him a drink when he gets back to Sunnyvale.

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AI humor

Technopagans; Freefall

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