shopping for a [car]

Oh, this just fills me with confidence. I responded to a car ad on Yahoo and got this:

DEAR [name]
THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING [source] TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW [vehicle] .I AM EXCLUSIVELY DEDICATED TO WORKING WITH [source] CUSTOMERS LIKE YOURSELF.AS WE WORK TOGETHER ON YOUR PURCHASE REQUEST YOU WILL FIND THE [source] PROCESS VERY ENJOOYABLE WAY TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW VEHICLE.I WIIL BE CALLING YOU SHORTLY TO INTRODUCE MYSELFF .I LOOK FORWARD TO EARNING YOUR BUSINESS BY PRESENTING YOU WITH A PROMPT,NO-HAGGLE AND NO -HASSLE BUYING AND DELIVERY EXPERIENCE.

The brackets are his, not mine.

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les pissoirs du monde

The urinals of the Martin A. Pomerantz Observatory at the South Pole:

When [the barrel] is full, . . . it is shipped to Port Hueneme, California, for disposal.

Who’d have thunk. I wonder, though — is it only because I’ve read Dune that I feel someone, somewhere in the world, ought to have a use for the stuff?

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words on planets

I did not know that Astronomy Picture of the Day is mirrored in multiple languages. (That list misses at least one: romanised Russian.) I stumbled onto the mirrors while seeking the origin of the name of a feature on Venus. Ought to have remembered to try the USGS Gazetteer of Planetary Nomenclature, which says Atete is a fertility goddess of Ethiopia.

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one foot in the cradle?

Turns of Phrase: Meldrew

Last week [August] a poll by the survey firm MORI identified Meldrews as a new social type — aged between 35 and 54, rebellious and with little time for authority, unhappy with their lives and the world around them, whose attitude can be summed up by “life’s a bitch and then you die”.

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a co-alum triumphs

Theo Gray won the IgNobel Prize in Chemistry for his Periodic Table table (which I had mentioned recently).

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race and medicine

In an advertisement for a new drug, I was mildly surprised to hear something to the effect that “Black people are more likely to have an adverse reaction.” Is this new?

I’ve long noticed that PSAs about hypertension tend to have a Black cast, though they don’t come out and say that Blacks have higher risk.

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“a polite society” goes both ways

Craig Biggerstaff (quoted by Possum — and how come the permalink syntax is correct on the latter and wrong on the former?) writes:

I have considerable respect for the argument that past US interventions have created ill will abroad. But however we got here, here we are. I have little respect for the argument that we can simply “go, and sin no more” and expect the ill will to dissipate by itself. I have none for the argument that we can simply throw overboard everything or everyone that offends some foreign potentate and not simply whet said potentate’s appetite for further demands.

How about the idea that “we” retaliate thoroughly (but narrowly) for any actual attack on Us — and then “go and sin no more”, not because it might please some thug but because it’s the right thing for America even if it pleases some thug?

Otherwise, it’s only a matter of time until it all happens again: the politicians will piss off someone else, who will find a startling way to kill ten thousand Americans, and the cry will once again go up: “We didn’t want a war, but we’ve got one, so pipe down you appeasers.”

Somehow I’m reminded of the stereotypical petty criminal’s words to the victim-elect who shows a weapon: “Relax, lady, we don’t want no trouble.” No, “we” would much prefer to dictate to the world without resistance or repercussions.

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