Oh, this just fills me with confidence. I responded to a car ad on Yahoo and got this:
DEAR [name]
THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING [source] TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW [vehicle] .I AM EXCLUSIVELY DEDICATED TO WORKING WITH [source] CUSTOMERS LIKE YOURSELF.AS WE WORK TOGETHER ON YOUR PURCHASE REQUEST YOU WILL FIND THE [source] PROCESS VERY ENJOOYABLE WAY TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW VEHICLE.I WIIL BE CALLING YOU SHORTLY TO INTRODUCE MYSELFF .I LOOK FORWARD TO EARNING YOUR BUSINESS BY PRESENTING YOU WITH A PROMPT,NO-HAGGLE AND NO -HASSLE BUYING AND DELIVERY EXPERIENCE.
The brackets are his, not mine.