. . . muttered the ogre

Oddest junkmail of the month:

The Illuminati Order would like to invite you to visit with us at:
http://www.illuminatiorder.org

This invitation is at the request of someone who cares about you but she wishes to remain ananymous.

Kind regards,

Grandmaster
The Illuminati Order of Bavaria

P.S. as a special gift, invest in [censored]. It is an illuminati stock which will make you a great deal of money if you buy while it is under $1

The website does not exist, though the domain is registered to someone named Allah Satan’s Bitch.

Another odd one:

Hi my name is Angelica Lyximboorg; I am 22 years of age.
I am new to the internet, and I found your e-mail on one of the news groups.
I was just wondering if you would be kind enough and walk me thru on how to post a massage on the board.
I heard it’s to do something with outlook express or something, I am just a little bit confused and all =)
If you can explain to me how to use the news groups forum that would be great.
Here is my e-mail address which I use daily Angelica22_aAfjGf@hotmail.com