. . . muttered the ogre

All the cool kids got this or something similar:

. . . .
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:
1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.
2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.
. . . .

This is, I think, the third time-travel appeal I’ve seen in about two years; and the most concise. I’m still hoping that the gag will be explained someday.

I don’t know what to think. Just got an African money-laundering letter that begins:

Dear Sir,
You may have seen this business before and ignored it. I know I did – many times! However,please take a few moments to read this letter.

The sender bears the curious name Robinson Zulu.

What next? Deposit one hundred thousand dollars to each bank account on the list, then open an account at an African bank and make a copy of this letter . . . .