self-illustrating

Received this morning:

Subject: bronto turn back time
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 07:26:35 -0500

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actuarial destiny

I read long ago (probably more than once) a short story that goes like this.

A man of a certain age (let’s call him Bob) mysteriously receives, unwanted, a subscription to Hereafter magazine – all about death: funerals, estate planning, that sort of thing. He angrily contacts the publisher, who explains that a crack team of actuaries has predicted that Bob will die within the next two years and is thus a prime prospect for Hereafter‘s advertisers.

Bob gets the wind up, resolving to prove the actuaries wrong, and triumphantly outlives the Hereafter subscription. But what’s this? It’s a subscription to Senility.

I was reminded of that story by a couple of spams for diabetes products.

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greetings from sunny Mesolibertaria

Someone or other (oops!) reminded me of Matthew Hogan’s essay “Mesolibertarians: Are You One? Have We a Home?”. For the record and for whatever it’s worth, in principle I don’t quite agree with every plank of Hogan’s platform but it is a compromise well within my comfort zone.

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QotD

C. Northcote Parkinson: The Law and the Profits (1960)

It is also usual in works of learning to refer, sooner or later, to ancient Athens. This book will be no exception, difficult as it is to maintain for long the reverent attitude associated with classical scholarship. The Athens admired in the classical VI Form is, of course, purely imaginary, the invention of classical philologists in whom any sense of history (or of reality) is almost completely lacking. It is well, however, to bring it in occasionally, thus lending tone to the whole book and hinting that the author went to the right sort of school (as in fact he did). Now, Athens* provides an early example of what is called democracy. . . .

*Athens became an example of democratic government at some period in the middle of the nineteenth century when that form of rule was becoming fashionable in Britain and the United States. . . .

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the mystery caliber

Saturday at a gun shop, my eye was caught by the archaic stocks of a couple of Ruger “Vaquero” revolvers (modern versions of obsolete guns, made for rodeo sports). Looking closer, I saw that their calibers were .45 and .32. That puts me in my place.

2004 Sep 04: Oops! This post formerly linked to one (from 2002 Oct 05) that has now vanished. It said:

Rex Stout, author of the ‘Nero Wolfe’ mysteries, made a point never to use real-life brand names. But in “Death of a Demon” (1961) he went one step further: the murder weapon is a .32 revolver, and I at least have never (otherwise) heard of such a thing.

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kana

At a restaurant, I was briefly puzzled by an advertising card that read

ルービロポッサ

ruubiropossa?? No, sapporobiiru!

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a fleeting allusion

Northcote Parkinson wrote (“Parkinson’s Second Law”):

In 1957 Mr John Applebey remarked that those responsible for the [British] public accounts seem to confuse themselves as well as everyone else.

Presumably the creators of Yes Minister, and thus of Sir Humphrey Appleby who speaks in riddles, had read this.

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