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Saturday, 2002 September 21, 21:21 — me!me!me!

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Been trying on cars. The most comfortable I’ve found so far are SUVs — but I’d rather not be seen driving a ‘penis substitute’ when I already have a rifle.

What I really want is a zippy little hatchback, but they don’t come in my size. (The biggest problem is room for my right knee.)

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