tree dandruff

The cottonwoods are heavily shedding what look like very late snowflakes.

The first distinctive feature I’ve noticed in the local dialect is a habit, among some people in retail (and the like), of responding to every datum with “Perfect.”

Are you together? … Perfect.
Do you need more time to look at the menu? … Perfect.
Strawberry milkshake? Perfect.
Can I get your date of birth? … Perfect.

How wide is this tic’s range?

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2 Responses to tree dandruff

  1. Perry E. Metzger says:

    So much perfection in the world!

  2. Anton says:

    My stepbrother says “Nice” to everything — sincere or ironic. I’ve lately noticed that in two or three others.

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