I trust you sha’n’t be shocked to know that my social life is dead enough to drive me to sign up on a matchmaking website. It’s rather entertaining, actually.
I am amazed (and a wee bit dismayed) that only two or three of my top twenty matches are over thirty. And now it strikes me that the criterion questions don’t mention age. Not that I have any objection to squiring a lass of 19 summers, but if she has a problem with 25 years’ difference it would be good to know in advance.
The profiler says of me:
Compared to males his age:
- He’s more scientific
- He’s more mathematical
- He’s more capitalistic
- He’s more introverted
- He’s more independent
- He’s more progressive
- He’s more literary
Even okCupid is not immune to spam:
I know one man who’s very happy with his Russian mail-order bride.