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Thursday, 2003 November 6, 08:20 — me!me!me!

not stooping to the trite pun

I dreamed of designing a trebuchet to toss obnoxious cats over the back fence (of a yard wholly unlike any where I’ve ever dwelt). It would be calibrated to minimize energy of impact; I may be an ogre but I’m no monster.

Ironically, I was awakened by the protests of a cat who had somehow been shut into my bedroom.

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