dialect, chronolect

Ken MacLeod’s novel The Sky Road is set at least a few centuries in the future. I once argued that there’s a limit to how far it can be, because the protagonist plays some voice-recordings from our time without mentioning the strangeness of the language. But now it hits me: Maybe English won’t sound any stranger a thousand years from now than the Queen sounds in Glasgow (where part of The Sky Road is set) today.

Speaking of books, does the Mafia in Snow Crash engage in any gainful trade other than pizza?

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what hath Coxeter wrought

pretty hyperbolic tilings

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Arlo nails it

One of my favorite songs begins:

It’s the tenth of January / and I still ain’t had no sleep

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globalization and the underground

Hm. I got this spam:

Hello and welcome to our super-undeground site —
Here you can find where to buy any drugs (including Cocaine and Ganja) absolutely risk-free, where to watch child pornography almost for free, where to find stolen credit cards.
You can even buy guns here (including beretta and desert eagle).

Well, in the spirit of scientific inquiry, I had a look. Guess what? The content is all in Russian!

Earlier today I got a pitch from an Italian tour organizer, in Arabic (using Arabic script anyway) and English.

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tank treads without the wheels

MIT Leg Lab’s Recti-Blob Robot (1995-1997). Mentioned in passing on a geometry list.

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the case of the haunted teddybear

A tale of exorcism. (Linked by Jim March, who is doing good RKBA work here in California.)

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would a Yankee professor lie?

I sent Dad a pretty piece of meteorite, without explanation, knowing that he and his missus would have fun guessing what it is. I had never seen stuff like it: lumps of olivine (a translucent silicate rock) in a matrix of nickel-iron, nicely polished. When I saw that it had been delivered, I called, and Dad asked: “So what kind of monsters can I repel with this talisman?” (That suggested kryptonite, but I found no smooth way to slip that hint into the conversation.) Kid Brother had been visiting and it seems he exposed them to DnD-style gaming, which they had never done though they’re big fans of Myst and the like.

Stop me if I’ve mentioned this before: Some weeks ago my One True Ex took me to a gem show in San Mateo. (She goes to these things every n months and buys pearls which she flogs at SCA events.) We spent an afternoon feasting our eyes on pretty rocks, fossils, rocks, netsuke and of course meteorites. I spent like a sailor, tsk tsk.

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