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Wednesday, 2002 May 8, 15:36 — security theater

“screeners now failing to catch anything”

SatireWire

In a troubling sign that investigators may be getting bored with their success smuggling guns and knives onto airplanes, the U.S. Department of Transportation today disclosed that its agents have recently cleared airport security checkpoints with an M1 tank, a beluga whale, and a fully active South American volcano.

Thanks to JWB for the link.

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