Okay, I can understand Viagra, breast enlargement, Herbalife, mortgages — but why do I get so much spam for Norton Utilities?!

Golly, yet another hot babe flirting with me from out of the blue (or, in this case, interbusiness.it):

Hi there, how’s it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward. I noticed your profile online and figured I’d drop ya a line….I bet that doesn’t happen to you everyday! I never really even thought about it until someone saw mine and got in touch a little while back. ANYWAY! My name is Kara, I’m 26, and I’m a sale rep for a mid-sized pharmaceutical company. Goodness I can’t get over how strange this is! I’m sure you’re probably thinking the same thing! hehe. Oh well, I really don’t want to go on too far. Especially since I’m not sure whether or not you have any intrest. But if you would like to get to know more about me, please drop me a line. I’ll be more than happy to include some pics as well. Any pics you might have would be greatly apreciated as well 🙂 Well I hope to hear from you soon! Take care. xoxo, Kara P.S. Do you use any messenger services, maybe we can chat on there sometime? My email address is . . . @hotmail.com

I wish I knew what she’s selling. Maybe she’s just testing addresses.

In today’s spam harvest:

Now You Can Forget Forever the Pain, Effort and Expense of Having a Large, Manly Penis!

This can be read in at least two ways. (No, I am not going to tell you what pain, effort and expense my manhood has brought me.)

Got a spam today whose headers include:

X-Mime-Key: search words: suspensory graveman conelet thorned neuter unwomanliness

What do you suppose they’re trying to tell me?

Hm. I got this spam:

Hello and welcome to our super-undeground site —
Here you can find where to buy any drugs (including Cocaine and Ganja) absolutely risk-free, where to watch child pornography almost for free, where to find stolen credit cards.
You can even buy guns here (including beretta and desert eagle).

Well, in the spirit of scientific inquiry, I had a look. Guess what? The content is all in Russian!

Earlier today I got a pitch from an Italian tour organizer, in Arabic (using Arabic script anyway) and English.

Someone just offered me bigger breasts. That doesn’t happen every day.

All the cool kids got this or something similar:

. . . .
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:
1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.
2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.
. . . .

This is, I think, the third time-travel appeal I’ve seen in about two years; and the most concise. I’m still hoping that the gag will be explained someday.