Category Archives: spam

Okay, I can understand Viagra, breast enlargement, Herbalife, mortgages — but why do I get so much spam for Norton Utilities?!

Golly, yet another hot babe flirting with me from out of the blue (or, in this case, interbusiness.it): Hi there, how’s it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward. I noticed your profile online … Continue reading →

In today’s spam harvest: Now You Can Forget Forever the Pain, Effort and Expense of Having a Large, Manly Penis! This can be read in at least two ways. (No, I am not going to tell you what pain, effort … Continue reading →

Got a spam today whose headers include: X-Mime-Key: search words: suspensory graveman conelet thorned neuter unwomanliness What do you suppose they’re trying to tell me?

Hm. I got this spam: Hello and welcome to our super-undeground site — Here you can find where to buy any drugs (including Cocaine and Ganja) absolutely risk-free, where to watch child pornography almost for free, where to find stolen … Continue reading →

Someone just offered me bigger breasts. That doesn’t happen every day.

All the cool kids got this or something similar: . . . . If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following: 1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter. … Continue reading →