aren’t they cute

In Dave Langford’s latest Ansible:

FANTASY DEFINITIONS MASTERCLASS. Years ago John Clute, John Grant, and their Encyclopedia of Fantasy team wrestled with tough problems of defining fantasy and telling good from bad. If only they’d had the help of Tom Snyder, whose www.movieguide.org review of Hayao Miyazaki’s Spirited Away makes everything crystal clear while explaining how Miyazaki got it all wrong:

In a proper fantasy, the heroine might encounter messengers or representatives, allegorical or otherwise, from God or Jesus Christ, or even God Himself and/or one or more members of the Holy Trinity. The heroine certainly should not learn things from encountering pagan, animistic spirits, unless she’s there to completely defeat them and/or worship or honor the One True God of the Bible. This is the difference between good fantasy and bad fantasy.

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every planet has quarries

If I ever visit England again, I must look up some of these Doctor Who locations, particularly Aldbourne alias Devil’s End.

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pick a racket

Heaven give me strength. Airport screeners find sharp things hidden in a young Bulgarian’s luggage — but that’s not all!

Robert Johnson, a Transportation Security Administration spokesman . . . said the fact that the man’s one-way ticket was purchased over the Internet in August also raised suspicion.

(Hat tip to Rachel Lucas.)

For at least a decade, paying cash at the counter has been a confession that you’re a drug smuggler, and any cash you happen to have on you is forfeit. Now, if you buy your ticket on the Net a month in advance, you’re a terrorist. Is that nice Mr Mineta in bed with the traditional travel agents, or what?

I’m going to visit Dad in a few weeks (for my birthday, which is also my stepbrother’s; he’ll be 21). Dad bought the tickets, over a month in advance, on the Net — relieving my worry that the Keystone Kounterterrorists might hassle me for nothing.

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in Johannesburg

Poverty-pimps get due recognition.
I’m not a bit surprised to see that trouble-maker Leon Louw mentioned at the end of this article.

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the hard knocks of school

Scrappleface explains why public schooling is better than homeschooling.

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Turkey City Lexicon

An amusing catalog of literary sins. (Blogged just now by Cory Doctorow.)

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pen and sword

An op-ed advocating militia-based defense — from a professor of aesthetics at Harvard. What is the world coming to?

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