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Drew Barrymore cracks me up

Would you like to know just what cracks me up about Drew Barrymore? Well I’ll tell you, if this is a convenient time. The funny thing about Drew Barrymore is that when she smirks she looks strikingly like Stephen Fry. … Continue reading

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disguised as a TARDIS

The BBC has won a legal dispute with Scotland Yard over the trademark of the blue box. (From Plokta)

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through red red red glasses

Here’s a chuckle: Maoist movie reviews. Disney and Pixar’s “A Bug’s Life” has as good side and a bad side. The good side is that it portrays the successful collective struggle of the apparently weak oppressed and exploited (in this … Continue reading

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it just occurred to me—

is Liv Tyler the world’s most famous bastard?

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Orthanc and Minas Ithil

Anyway, I saw The Two Towers yesterday, and I must say some puzzling liberties were taken with the plot. The transformation of thirty Rangers (and Arwen’s brothers) riding from Rivendell into hundreds of anonymous Elf archers walking out of nowhere-in-particular … Continue reading

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some spine, man!

This week KTEH showed a Lovejoy episode in which the owner of a splendid collection of Jewish antiques is made to crawl for having acquired it by bartering food and supplies to the ghetto of Cracow during the war. Heaven … Continue reading

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crimes against celluloid

Here in the ogre’s cave we get only a few television channels. One of them shows, each weekend, an astonishingly bad movie; not merely the dull-witted clutter that fills up the hours between infomercials for other stations, but atrocities approaching … Continue reading

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