{"id":944,"date":"2003-06-12T18:56:17","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T02:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=944"},"modified":"2004-10-24T22:02:06","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T06:02:06","slug":"the-cycles-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=944","title":{"rendered":"the cycles of time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One ear has been muffled by wax for what seems like weeks now, and today I&#8217;m just dopey.  Gray sky doesn&#8217;t help.<\/p>\n<p>Had my eyes checked on Tuesday.  Guess what: at age 42 they&#8217;re starting to get a bit stiff.  Otherwise, no news is good news.<\/p>\n<p>Coming up is the XX anniversary of the beginning of The Year When I Got Laid Quite a Lot.  How time flies.<\/p>\n<p>Also coming up, June 26 is the UN&#8217;s International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking.  I trust you&#8217;ll observe it appropriately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One ear has been muffled by wax for what seems like weeks now, and today I&#8217;m just dopey. Gray sky doesn&#8217;t help. Had my eyes checked on Tuesday. Guess what: at age 42 they&#8217;re starting to get a bit stiff. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=944\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mememe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}