{"id":916,"date":"2003-05-06T09:42:16","date_gmt":"2003-05-06T17:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=916"},"modified":"2007-09-16T22:56:19","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T06:56:19","slug":"because-once-was-not-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=916","title":{"rendered":"because once was not enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Found in the Archives<\/strong>, a continuing irregular series.<\/p>\n<p>I wrote on 2002 Jan 07:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> If I had twins, I&#8217;d be tempted to name them Kevin and Eugene (or Melissa and Deborah), rough translations of each other. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And on 2002 Jan 19:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> This morning I dreamt I was in a con[vention] hotel and overheard someone&#8217;s television.  &#8220;Gentlemen! You mustn&#8217;t fight in the Sun Room!&#8221;  The Brigadier from <i>Doctor Who<\/i> said, &#8220;Did you hear that, Sergeant Benton?&#8221;  &#8220;Yes sir.  But somehow I was expecting something else.&#8221;  &#8220;Same here, though I can&#8217;t think why.&#8221; &mdash;Which of course is a parody of a gag from <i>Cerebus<\/i>. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> There&#8217;s a similar gag in <i>Ast&eacute;rix chez les Helv&egrave;tes<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>JoAnne Schmitz relayed this on 2002 Jan 10: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> LotR film sequel name-suggestions <br \/> Compiled from rec.arts.sf.written, thanks to Simon:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Merry and Pippin&#8217;s Bogus Journey <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s Something About Dernhelm <\/li>\n<li>Dude, Where&#8217;s My Ring? <\/li>\n<li>Frodo Baggins and the Sorcerer&#8217;s Ring <\/li>\n<li>Orcs, Inc. <\/li>\n<li>Ring&#8217;s Nine <\/li>\n<li>Mission: Impossible III <\/li>\n<li>Meet the Ringwraiths <\/li>\n<li>X-Hobbits <\/li>\n<li>Crouching Ringwraith, Hidden Hobbit <\/li>\n<li>O Hobbit, Where Art Thou? <\/li>\n<li>Hobbit Run <\/li>\n<li>Sauron&#8217;s &#8220;Angels&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>Mission to Mordor <\/li>\n<li>What Wizards&#8217;s Want <\/li>\n<li>Orc Ugly <\/li>\n<li>Battlefield Mordor <\/li>\n<li>Remember the Hobbits <\/li>\n<li>Big Sauron&#8217;s House <\/li>\n<li>Dr. S and the Hobbits <\/li>\n<li>The Truth about Elves and Dwarves <\/li>\n<li>Saving Private Baggins <\/li>\n<li>Survivor: Mordor <\/li>\n<li>Orcz <\/li>\n<li>The Invisible Hobbit <\/li>\n<li>Gone with the Ring <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a Troll in my Soup <\/li>\n<li>Raiders of the Lost Ring <\/li>\n<li>Strictly Balrog <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found in the Archives, a continuing irregular series. I wrote on 2002 Jan 07: If I had twins, I&#8217;d be tempted to name them Kevin and Eugene (or Melissa and Deborah), rough translations of each other. And on 2002 Jan &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=916\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom","category-mememe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}