{"id":870,"date":"2003-04-13T13:38:37","date_gmt":"2003-04-13T21:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=870"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:11:25","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T03:11:25","slug":"leftovers-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=870","title":{"rendered":"leftovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/columnists\/victorlewissmith\/\">Victor Lewis Smith<\/a> (or possibly Lewis-Smith), to whom I followed a link for a completely unrelated reason, proudly reports: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> AS curator of the Museum Of Heads And Limbs That Are Missing From Statues In Other Museums (we have the arms of the Venus de Milo, Mrs Thatcher&#8217;s decapitated bonce, numerous ancient Greek noses and fingers, and much much more), I was delighted to acquire Saddam&#8217;s feet this week, fresh from the plinth. Hey, don&#8217;t knock it. Or, on seconds thoughts, do knock it. That way, there&#8217;ll be even more broken pieces for me. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> (Did you know that if you set your fingers wrong and try to type &#8220;&lt;blockquote&gt;&#8221; it can come out &#8220;Mbkicjqyite&lt;&#8221;&nbsp;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Victor Lewis Smith (or possibly Lewis-Smith), to whom I followed a link for a completely unrelated reason, proudly reports: AS curator of the Museum Of Heads And Limbs That Are Missing From Statues In Other Museums (we have the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=870\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}