{"id":788,"date":"2003-02-17T12:22:06","date_gmt":"2003-02-17T20:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=788"},"modified":"2005-04-16T16:43:08","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T00:43:08","slug":"maybe-charlie-browns-kite-eating-tree-is-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=788","title":{"rendered":"I hear Charlie Brown&#8217;s kite-eating tree is available"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=lemonlye&#038;itemid=19097\">Yet Another Film Parody.<\/a> <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> ARAGORN: You know what would have been really cool, though .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.<br \/>\nEOWYN: What?<br \/>\nARAGORN: An army of flesh-eating trees to destroy the Orcs who are running away.<br \/>\nAUDIENCE: Yeah, that would have been cool. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet Another Film Parody. ARAGORN: You know what would have been really cool, though .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. EOWYN: What? ARAGORN: An army of flesh-eating trees to destroy the Orcs who are running away. AUDIENCE: Yeah, that would have been cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}