{"id":711,"date":"2003-01-28T20:41:31","date_gmt":"2003-01-29T04:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=711"},"modified":"2004-10-31T21:23:13","modified_gmt":"2004-11-01T05:23:13","slug":"if-looks-could-wound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=711","title":{"rendered":"if looks could wound"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"88197929\"><\/a>I hear through Dad that the Russian Government is incensed at Peter Jackson&#8217;s <i>The Two Towers<\/i>.  Why?<\/p>\n<p>(There was a pause as Dad gave me time to guess.  I had no idea.)<\/p>\n<p>Because Gollum looks like Esteemed Comrade President Putin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear through Dad that the Russian Government is incensed at Peter Jackson&#8217;s The Two Towers. Why? (There was a pause as Dad gave me time to guess. I had no idea.) Because Gollum looks like Esteemed Comrade President Putin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}