{"id":691,"date":"2002-12-02T21:23:19","date_gmt":"2002-12-03T05:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=691"},"modified":"2005-07-28T15:59:55","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T23:59:55","slug":"time-travel-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=691","title":{"rendered":"time travel spam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All the cool kids got this or something similar: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.<br \/>\nIf you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:<br \/>\n1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.<br \/>\n2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.<br \/>\n.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is, I think, the third <a href=\"?p=86\">time-travel appeal<\/a> I&#8217;ve seen in about two years; and the most concise.  I&#8217;m still hoping that the gag will be explained someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the cool kids got this or something similar: .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following: 1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=691\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}