{"id":563,"date":"2002-10-11T11:57:36","date_gmt":"2002-10-11T19:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=563"},"modified":"2005-07-27T20:47:14","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T04:47:14","slug":"shopping-for-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"shopping for a [car]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, this just fills me with confidence.  I responded to a car ad on Yahoo and got this: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> DEAR [name]<br \/>THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING [source] TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW [vehicle] .I AM EXCLUSIVELY DEDICATED TO WORKING WITH [source]  CUSTOMERS LIKE YOURSELF.AS WE WORK TOGETHER ON YOUR PURCHASE REQUEST YOU WILL FIND THE [source] PROCESS VERY ENJOOYABLE WAY TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW VEHICLE.I WIIL BE CALLING YOU SHORTLY TO INTRODUCE MYSELFF .I LOOK FORWARD TO EARNING YOUR BUSINESS BY PRESENTING YOU WITH  A PROMPT,NO-HAGGLE AND NO -HASSLE BUYING AND DELIVERY EXPERIENCE. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> The brackets are his, not mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, this just fills me with confidence. I responded to a car ad on Yahoo and got this: DEAR [name]THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING [source] TO PURCHASE YOUR NEW [vehicle] .I AM EXCLUSIVELY DEDICATED TO WORKING WITH [source] CUSTOMERS LIKE YOURSELF.AS &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=563\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}