{"id":559,"date":"2002-10-17T08:49:30","date_gmt":"2002-10-17T16:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=559"},"modified":"2004-11-14T20:09:41","modified_gmt":"2004-11-15T04:09:41","slug":"million-dollar-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=559","title":{"rendered":"million-dollar idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holster stickers (only a philistine would glue anything to the gun itself): sticky-back strips 1cm high by about 7cm wide, imprinted with humorous phrases.<\/p>\n<p align=center><i>My Other Gun is an Arbalest<br \/>\nMake a Joyful Noise<br \/>\nOne Round at a Time<br \/>\nJust Happy to See You<br \/>\nAs a Matter of Fact, I Do Own the Whole Damn Range <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holster stickers (only a philistine would glue anything to the gun itself): sticky-back strips 1cm high by about 7cm wide, imprinted with humorous phrases. My Other Gun is an Arbalest Make a Joyful Noise One Round at a Time Just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=559\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts","category-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}