{"id":523,"date":"2002-09-21T21:21:57","date_gmt":"2002-09-22T05:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=523"},"modified":"2006-09-21T08:06:50","modified_gmt":"2006-09-21T16:06:50","slug":"zoom-zoom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"zoom zoom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"81938099\"><\/a>Been trying on cars.  The most comfortable I&#8217;ve found so far are SUVs &#8212; but I&#8217;d rather not be seen driving a &lsquo;penis substitute&rsquo; <del>when I already have a rifle<\/del>.<\/p>\n<p>What I really want is a zippy little hatchback, but they don&#8217;t come in my size.  (The biggest problem is room for my right knee.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been trying on cars. The most comfortable I&#8217;ve found so far are SUVs &#8212; but I&#8217;d rather not be seen driving a &lsquo;penis substitute&rsquo; when I already have a rifle. What I really want is a zippy little hatchback, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=523\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mememe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}