{"id":496,"date":"2002-08-08T09:20:51","date_gmt":"2002-08-08T17:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=496"},"modified":"2005-07-22T18:22:56","modified_gmt":"2005-07-23T02:22:56","slug":"there-goes-grandmas-plan-for-the-first-dadaist-hijacking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"there goes Grandma&#8217;s plan for the first Dadaist hijacking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Airport screeners <a href=http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2-2002360334,00.html\/>seize GI Joe&#8217;s rifle<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8220;We have instructions to confiscate anything that looks like a weapon or a replica.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Fair&#8217;s fair.  Wouldn&#8217;t want our airports to be less secure(d) than our <a href=http:\/\/www.thisistrue.com\/zt.html>schools<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Airport screeners seize GI Joe&#8217;s rifle. &#8220;We have instructions to confiscate anything that looks like a weapon or a replica.&#8221; Fair&#8217;s fair. Wouldn&#8217;t want our airports to be less secure(d) than our schools.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-security"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}