{"id":404,"date":"2002-06-01T12:11:44","date_gmt":"2002-06-01T20:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=404"},"modified":"2004-10-21T14:40:46","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T22:40:46","slug":"does-whatever-a-spider-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"does whatever a spider can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t read <i>Spider-Man<\/i> much in the last twenty years, so I forgive myself for needing to have it pointed out to me (in a review whose link I have lost) that the nonentity recently played by Ms Dunst is not the real Mary Jane Watson by any reach.  <strong>She<\/strong> would have disabled one of the creeps before Peter arrived. (And she&#8217;d have better sense than to flee <strong>into<\/strong> an alley at night.)<\/p>\n<p>Apart from that, <i>Spider-Man<\/i> the movie treats the canon honorably.<\/p>\n<p>I have a strong feeling that I&#8217;ve met someone who looks and talks like this J Jonah Jameson, but where?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t read Spider-Man much in the last twenty years, so I forgive myself for needing to have it pointed out to me (in a review whose link I have lost) that the nonentity recently played by Ms Dunst is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=404\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","category-cinema"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}