{"id":349,"date":"2002-05-01T12:18:15","date_gmt":"2002-05-01T20:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=349"},"modified":"2004-10-20T19:03:28","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T03:03:28","slug":"weve-all-got-knives-its-1183","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"we&#8217;ve all got knives; it&#8217;s 1183"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For once in my life someone <a href=\"http:\/\/www.happyfunpundit.com\/hfp\/archives\/000154.html\"> gives me a nickname<\/a>, and then in the next breath gives it to someone else.  Good grief.  Craig, it&#8217;s all yours, I didn&#8217;t like it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of shivs, though, I wonder how Steve heard in advance about the incident later that afternoon.  The gatekeeper at the <a href=\"http:\/\/paramounttheatre.com\/\">Paramount<\/a> (where I had an errand) was having trouble with a package, and I offered him my pocket-knife; he said, &#8220;Whom were you planning to kill with this?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For once in my life someone gives me a nickname, and then in the next breath gives it to someone else. Good grief. Craig, it&#8217;s all yours, I didn&#8217;t like it anyway. Speaking of shivs, though, I wonder how Steve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=349\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mememe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}