{"id":3287,"date":"2013-12-31T13:06:38","date_gmt":"2013-12-31T21:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2013-12-31T13:06:38","modified_gmt":"2013-12-31T21:06:38","slug":"yeah-that-makes-me-a-total-hermit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=3287","title":{"rendered":"yeah, that makes me a total hermit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I relayed a message from the local humane society, which contained an email address and a phone number; and the first response I got was &#8220;Is she on Facebook?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Phooey.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently it&#8217;s no longer possible to delete my Facebook account.  If I deactivate it, <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Your 12 friends will no longer be able to keep in touch with you.<\/p>\n<p>        Bruce will miss you<br \/>\n        Vanessa will miss you<br \/>\n        Mae will miss you<br \/>\n        Steve will miss you<br \/>\n        Laurel will miss you <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Laurel and Vanessa are dead, and Mae left Facebook long ago, which is why I didn&#8217;t bother defriending them when I did most everyone else.  Bruce and Steve know how to reach me otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I relayed a message from the local humane society, which contained an email address and a phone number; and the first response I got was &#8220;Is she on Facebook?&#8221; Phooey. Apparently it&#8217;s no longer possible to delete my Facebook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=3287\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3288,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions\/3288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}