{"id":2881,"date":"2011-03-25T10:46:56","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T18:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=2881"},"modified":"2011-03-25T10:46:56","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T18:46:56","slug":"fair-exchange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=2881","title":{"rendered":"fair exchange"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have a recurring daydream that a cop asks permission to search my car and I say: “Fine, if I get to search yours.”<\/p>\n

Or: “Okay, provided that you do so in the nude. Nothing to hide, right?”<\/p>\n

Or: “If you’ll sign this contract accepting personal liability for any damage to my property, and agreeing to pay me $120\/hour for my inconvenience. Oh, and I’ll just check your pockets for contraband first.”<\/p>\n

Gotta wonder what would happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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