{"id":2526,"date":"2010-05-17T18:53:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T02:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2010-08-18T10:02:49","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T18:02:49","slug":"tree-dandruff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=2526","title":{"rendered":"tree dandruff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cottonwoods are heavily shedding what look like very late snowflakes.<\/p>\n<p>The first distinctive feature I&#8217;ve noticed in the local dialect is a habit, among some people in retail (and the like), of responding to every datum with &#8220;Perfect.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nAre you together? &#8230; Perfect.<br \/>\nDo you need more time to look at the menu? &#8230; Perfect.<br \/>\nStrawberry milkshake?  Perfect.<br \/>\nCan I get your date of birth? &#8230; Perfect.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How wide is this tic&#8217;s range?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cottonwoods are heavily shedding what look like very late snowflakes. The first distinctive feature I&#8217;ve noticed in the local dialect is a habit, among some people in retail (and the like), of responding to every datum with &#8220;Perfect.&#8221; Are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=2526\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cascadia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2616,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/2616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}