{"id":2404,"date":"2009-11-30T18:42:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T02:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=2404"},"modified":"2009-11-30T18:42:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T02:42:07","slug":"countersigns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=2404","title":{"rendered":"countersigns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moving, one rediscovers many miscellaneous old papers. I think I copied this down from a comic skit about spies: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8220;Would you care to purchase a pair of mittens?&#8221; &#8220;It depends on the yarn.&#8221; &#8220;In Italy it is illegal to record the ring of a telephone.&#8221; &#8220;Which lasts longer, silk or rayon underwear?&#8221; &#8220;How do you say &#8216;tooth powder&#8217; in Portuguese?&#8221; &#8220;Cats are nothing more than effeminate dogs.&#8221; &#8220;The fireplace has flown south for the winter.&#8221; &#8220;What do you say to a centipede on opening night? Break four or five legs.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moving, one rediscovers many miscellaneous old papers. I think I copied this down from a comic skit about spies: &#8220;Would you care to purchase a pair of mittens?&#8221; &#8220;It depends on the yarn.&#8221; &#8220;In Italy it is illegal to record &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=2404\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2405,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2404\/revisions\/2405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}