{"id":1951,"date":"2006-12-24T22:08:22","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T06:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1951"},"modified":"2018-02-25T13:37:50","modified_gmt":"2018-02-25T21:37:50","slug":"do-real-cops-behave-this-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1951","title":{"rendered":"do real cops behave this way?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen it a hundred times: the TV detective says &#8220;I think we&#8217;d better continue this conversation at the police station,&#8221; and the interrogee meekly gets into the car.  Just once (and I thought I&#8217;d already said this) I&#8217;d like to hear the suspect say &#8220;No thanks, I&#8217;m comfortable here,&#8221; or &#8220;Suit yourself; do you have my phone number?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m currently absorbed in <i>Veronica Mars<\/i>, which early in the second season came close to fulfilling my dream:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nDEPUTY SACHS:  The sheriff would like to have a word with you.<\/p>\n<p>LOGAN ECHOLLS:  And I&#8217;d like to be the cream filling of an Olsen Twins sandwich, but &mdash; [shrugs]<\/p>\n<p>DEPUTY:  Will you come with me please?<\/p>\n<p>LOGAN:  If I&#8217;m under arrest, then do me the courtesy of making it all official-like.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen it a hundred times: the TV detective says &#8220;I think we&#8217;d better continue this conversation at the police station,&#8221; and the interrogee meekly gets into the car. Just once (and I thought I&#8217;d already said this) I&#8217;d like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1951\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3926,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1951\/revisions\/3926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}