A week or two ago I wrote to a friend in jail. Uncertain what resources might be available to him, I enclosed a stamped return envelope. The letter came back, marked “RETURN TO SENDER \/ UNAUTHORIZED MAIL”; it had been slit open and crudely closed with a little piece of tape, and contained a checklist which may be useful to any of you who may know a guest of the Solano County Sheriff’s Office.<\/p>\n
\n\nThis letter \/ item is being returned to you for the following reason(s):<\/p>\n
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- Photographs depicting gangs \/ weapons \/ unlawful activity\/ sexually explicit. Limited to 5 photographs; no negatives, slides, Polaroid’s, sticker photos, frames or albums, nude or partially nude photos. Photo size limit 4″x7″. <\/li>\n
- Books, soft-cover only, must be sent directly from the publisher \/ vendor. <\/li>\n
- Newspapers and magazines must be purchased by subscription in the inmate’s name and must come directly from the publisher. <\/li>\n
- No pens \/ pencils, envelopes<\/u> (metered, plain or stamped<\/u>) postage stamps or stationary. <\/li>\n
- No cash \/ personal checks accepted. Money Orders must be legible and filled out completely. <\/li>\n
- Inmate to inmate mail not approved by the Facility Commander. No Third party mail. <\/li>\n
- Item cannot be searched without being destroyed. <\/li>\n
- Item contains metal, wood, plastic, cloth, cardboard, paint, crayon, perfume, lipstick, stickers, glitter, tape, glue, power, liquid paper stains or unknown substances. <\/li>\n
- Greeting Card size limit is 9″x12″. <\/li>\n
- Limit of 5 (newspaper or magazines) clippings or photocopies. <\/li>\n
- Packages must have prior approval of the Facility Commander. <\/li>\n
- Drawings depicting gang weapons, sexually explicit and\/or unlawful activity. <\/li>\n
- No hair, maps, jewelry, catalogs, posters, lottery tickets, candy, trading cards, magnets, condoms, ID cards, stencils\/tattoo patterns, date\/address books or other ___________________________. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n
I copied the list as literally as I can, including the quaint msplngs; except that instead of bullets the list has ‘__’ (which I don’t know how to imitate in HTML). Note the hesitation between positive and negative in these commandments; pity the person who tries to obey them literally. It’s true that my letter contained “No hair,” etc, but is that really why it was returned? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A week or two ago I wrote to a friend in jail. Uncertain what resources might be available to him, I enclosed a stamped return envelope. The letter came back, marked “RETURN TO SENDER \/ UNAUTHORIZED MAIL”; it had been … Continue reading