{"id":1869,"date":"2006-05-22T20:40:06","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T04:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1869"},"modified":"2019-04-07T12:21:22","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T20:21:22","slug":"i-read-the-funnies-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1869","title":{"rendered":"i read the funnies so .&nbsp;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How long had Jon Rosenberg been saving <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goats.com\/archive\/060301.html\">this pun<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scarygoround.com\/?date=20060307\">&#8220;Google is ruining <em>everything<\/em>.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is it me or is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crfh.net\/\">Maritza Campos<\/a>&#8216;s command of English slipping a bit?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crfh.net\/d\/20060327.html\">March 27<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So that&#8217;s why you were hiding it from us? What did you think, that we&#8217;d start feeling less <b>than<\/b> [of] you, or something?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crfh.net\/d\/20060407.html\">April 7<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> . . . getting sued for <b>making funny things on<\/b> the halls is not good for anyone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crfh.net\/d\/20060501.html\">May 1<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All&#8217;s fun and games until someone pokes an eye out!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> (Nothing wrong with this apart from the unidiomatic <i>All&#8217;s<\/i>, but it&#8217;s a misquotation of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyworld.com\/buffy\/scripts\/036_scri.html\">Buffy Summers<\/a>; perhaps it was twice translated.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How long had Jon Rosenberg been saving this pun? &#8220;Google is ruining everything.&#8221; Is it me or is Maritza Campos&#8216;s command of English slipping a bit? March 27: So that&#8217;s why you were hiding it from us? What did you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1869\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4008,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions\/4008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}