{"id":1762,"date":"2005-11-29T20:59:24","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T04:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1762"},"modified":"2005-11-30T14:09:55","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T22:09:55","slug":"any-old-papers-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1762","title":{"rendered":"any old papers please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s assignment was in a building where I hadn&#8217;t worked before, so I didn&#8217;t know about the fascist gatekeeper.  Luckily my Costco card has a picture of me.<\/p>\n<p>I oughta make a laminated card with my picture and a name such as &#8220;Archibald &lsquo;Harry&rsquo; Tuttle&#8221;.  Suggestions of other names are invited.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s assignment was in a building where I hadn&#8217;t worked before, so I didn&#8217;t know about the fascist gatekeeper. Luckily my Costco card has a picture of me. I oughta make a laminated card with my picture and a name &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1762\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-security"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}