{"id":167,"date":"2002-03-07T18:23:06","date_gmt":"2002-03-08T02:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=167"},"modified":"2010-12-08T23:24:03","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T07:24:03","slug":"the-backhoe-song-by-steven-levine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Backhoe Song&#8221; by Steven Levine"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\nThen Charlie drove in with a great big grin<br \/>\nPast the signs of &#8220;do not enter&#8221;;<br \/>\nWhile the warning beeps made a raucous din<br \/>\nIn the operations center;<br \/>\nFred said &#8220;Charlie, come back if you please,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re making me kind of nervous,&#8221;<br \/>\nWhile by degrees all the ISPs<br \/>\nWere reporting lack of service.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.PigsAndFishes.org\">Avram Grumer<\/a> for the <a href=\"http:\/\/groups.google.com\/groups?as_umsgid=3c1765c7%240%242729%244c41069e@reader0.ash.ops.us.uu.net\">link<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then Charlie drove in with a great big grin Past the signs of &#8220;do not enter&#8221;; While the warning beeps made a raucous din In the operations center; Fred said &#8220;Charlie, come back if you please, You&#8217;re making me kind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=167\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musicverse","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2686,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/2686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}