{"id":1654,"date":"2005-06-16T10:07:49","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T18:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2006-06-16T07:39:49","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T15:39:49","slug":"tales-from-the-black-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":"tales from the black box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow.  Shortly after Simon Ng posted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/home.aspx?user=ToTo247\">this blog entry<\/a> &#8212;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> . . .<br \/>\ntoday has been weird, at 3 some guy ringed the bell. I went down and recognized it was my sister&#8217;s former boyfriend. He told me he wants to get his fishing poles back. I told him to wait downstair while I get them for him. While I was searching them, he is already in the house. He is still here right now, smoking, walking all around the house with his shoes on which btw I just washed the floor 2 days ago! Hopefully he will leave soon . . . <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; the visitor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/front\/story\/310320p-265498c.html\">stabbed him to death<\/a>.  (Cited by Nev Dull)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. Shortly after Simon Ng posted this blog entry &#8212; . . . today has been weird, at 3 some guy ringed the bell. I went down and recognized it was my sister&#8217;s former boyfriend. He told me he wants &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1654\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}