{"id":1415,"date":"2004-08-07T13:50:09","date_gmt":"2004-08-07T21:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2004-11-06T23:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-07T07:03:00","slug":"if-you-are-facing-multiple-hostiles-press-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"If you are facing multiple hostiles, press 4."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/comics\/pinton\/gun.html\">a cartoon against &#8220;smart&#8221; guns<\/a><br \/>\n(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebitchgirls.us\/archives\/003886.html\">Bitter Bitch<\/a> cites <a href=\"http:\/\/claytoncramer.com\/weblog\/2004_08_01_archive.html#109175448922311948\">Clayton Cramer<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a cartoon against &#8220;smart&#8221; guns (Bitter Bitch cites Clayton Cramer)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}