{"id":1226,"date":"2004-01-03T22:06:29","date_gmt":"2004-01-04T06:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1226"},"modified":"2009-07-09T09:30:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T17:30:38","slug":"respiratory-infection-day-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1226","title":{"rendered":"respiratory infection, day IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the pulmonary equivalent of dry heaves?  Whatever it is, my diaphragm has been doing it irregularly all damn day.  Feels a bit like doing sit-ups; if this keeps up, who knows, I may find myself with washboard abs.<\/p>\n<p>A minor character in Neal Stephenson&#8217;s <i>The Diamond Age<\/i> has implants that randomly twitch his muscles, so that they never stop exercising.  I wonder whether such &#8216;passive exercise&#8217; is technically possible today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the pulmonary equivalent of dry heaves? Whatever it is, my diaphragm has been doing it irregularly all damn day. Feels a bit like doing sit-ups; if this keeps up, who knows, I may find myself with washboard abs. A &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1226\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futures","category-mememe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2342,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions\/2342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}