{"id":1197,"date":"2003-12-15T14:49:56","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T22:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2018-07-16T13:54:09","modified_gmt":"2018-07-16T21:54:09","slug":"the-warg-did-nothing-in-the-night-time-said-holmir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;But, Holmir, the Warg did nothing in the night-time.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t happen to agree that <i>tTT<\/i> (even extended) is the best movie ever, but wholeheartedly endorse the remainder of <a href=\"http:\/\/examinedlife.typepad.com\/johnbelle\/2003\/12\/two_towers.html\">John Holbo&#8217;s remarks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The extra two discs with the behind-the-scenes stuff are fantastic as well.  All these geeks. They had the best. jobs. ever.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was particularly struck by something that didn&#8217;t strike me.  In <i>Jurassic Park<\/i> I was awestruck to see a stampede of struthiosaurs, but I didn&#8217;t even think to notice anything special about the Warg attack.  The passing of nine years has raised our standards, obviously, but was I also distracted by the more dramatic context?<\/p>\n<p>I was amused at how often I heard &#8220;this model was never meant to be seen in close-up&#8221; or &#8220;that sound-effect was never meant to go into the final.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And where are those hundreds of swords now?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The only thing missing is disc five, containing nothing but two hours of Jackie Chan-style physical comedy outtakes. Uruks running into elves and falling down laughing. Elves knocking elves off the parapet. Aragorn poking Legolas in the eye. Saruman slipping and doing a face-plant in his palantir. Eowyn and Wormtongue flubbing their lines and doing a can-can. That stuff. As Sam would say, the ones you remember. The ones that meant something. You know they&#8217;ve got hours of the stuff. Why not show it?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t happen to agree that tTT (even extended) is the best movie ever, but wholeheartedly endorse the remainder of John Holbo&#8217;s remarks: The extra two discs with the behind-the-scenes stuff are fantastic as well. All these geeks. They had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1197\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3966,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions\/3966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}