{"id":1170,"date":"2003-11-06T08:20:45","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T16:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1170"},"modified":"2004-11-07T15:32:02","modified_gmt":"2004-11-07T23:32:02","slug":"not-stooping-to-the-trite-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1170","title":{"rendered":"not stooping to the trite pun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"106813564501099937\"><\/a>I dreamed of designing a trebuchet to toss obnoxious cats over the back fence (of a yard wholly unlike any where I&#8217;ve ever dwelt).  It would be calibrated to minimize energy of impact; I may be an ogre but I&#8217;m no monster.<\/p>\n<p>Ironically, I was awakened by the protests of a cat who had somehow been shut into my bedroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dreamed of designing a trebuchet to toss obnoxious cats over the back fence (of a yard wholly unlike any where I&#8217;ve ever dwelt). It would be calibrated to minimize energy of impact; I may be an ogre but I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1170\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mememe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}