{"id":1040,"date":"2003-08-16T16:45:32","date_gmt":"2003-08-17T00:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2004-11-17T21:01:05","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T05:01:05","slug":"you-could-be-anybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1040","title":{"rendered":"you could be anybody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zug.com\/pranks\/credit\/\">Nobody looks at credit card signatures<\/a>.  (Vectored in alt.fan.cecil-adams, by way of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.qis.net\/~jschmitz\/internuts\/interblog.html\">Jo<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>My One True Ex writes <q>SEE I D<\/q> in the signature strip of her card, and hands over her <del>internal passport<\/del> non-driving license along with it.  Waitresses nearly always hand the NDL back to her at the first opportunity, apparently assuming that she put it on the tray by mistake.  <strong>Nov 2004:<\/strong> Improvement! These days they usually do look at the NDL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody looks at credit card signatures. (Vectored in alt.fan.cecil-adams, by way of Jo.) My One True Ex writes SEE I D in the signature strip of her card, and hands over her internal passport non-driving license along with it. Waitresses &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1040\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}