{"id":1036,"date":"2003-08-18T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2004-10-25T17:57:02","modified_gmt":"2004-10-26T01:57:02","slug":"trying-not-to-advertise-where-i-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1036","title":{"rendered":"trying not to advertise where I sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the heart of Anytown I happened to see a sign advertising mailboxes for $13\/month, so I went in, as my old mailbox on Market Street is less convenient now than in 1997 when I was nearby every day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The person who rents out the mailboxes won&#8217;t be in until tomorrow.  Meanwhile let&#8217;s see if I can find you the forms .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. You&#8217;ll need proof of residency in Anytown.  Yeah, the Post Office requires it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Damn.  That&#8217;s new.  My terrorist cell will be <em>so<\/em> disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>How do you get mail if you have no fixed address?  What if you sleep elsewhere but spend the day in Anytown?  What if you&#8217;re about to move to Anytown but don&#8217;t yet know exactly where you&#8217;ll be living?<\/p>\n<p>Cui bono?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the heart of Anytown I happened to see a sign advertising mailboxes for $13\/month, so I went in, as my old mailbox on Market Street is less convenient now than in 1997 when I was nearby every day. &#8220;The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1036\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-taxprivacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}