{"id":1032,"date":"2003-08-20T12:39:56","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T20:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2004-11-12T08:28:26","modified_gmt":"2004-11-12T16:28:26","slug":"what-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"what next?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a spam just now entitled &#8220;Improve Your Credit Rating by Paying off Your Bills.&#8221;  What, really?  Why didn&#8217;t someone think of that sooner!<\/p>\n<p>I dreamt that I was walking in some commercial street and an aggressive (and curiously-colored) panther appeared.  I drew my snub revolver .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Never mind that I neither own nor am ever likely to acquire such a weapon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a spam just now entitled &#8220;Improve Your Credit Rating by Paying off Your Bills.&#8221; What, really? Why didn&#8217;t someone think of that sooner! I dreamt that I was walking in some commercial street and an aggressive (and curiously-colored) panther &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=1032\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mememe","category-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}