{"id":103,"date":"2002-03-26T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-26T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ogre.nu\/wp\/?p=103"},"modified":"2006-01-08T16:25:07","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T00:25:07","slug":"get-the-kryptonite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"get the Kryptonite!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/ent\/movies\/feature\/2002\/03\/25\/oscars_2002\/print.html\"> Cintra Wilson raises the alarm<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> I must warn the world about Tom Cruise. I feel he is an utterly terrifying Superior Life Form, with the power to melt heads and braid spines. His eyes are as hard, shiny and brutally penetrating as diamond drill-bits. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Tom Cruise is becoming the Scary Flaming Eye from &#8220;The Lord of the Rings,&#8221; and I fear that <i>nobody can stop him.<\/i> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>See what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xenu.net\/\"> Scientology <\/a> can do for you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cintra Wilson raises the alarm: I must warn the world about Tom Cruise. I feel he is an utterly terrifying Superior Life Form, with the power to melt heads and braid spines. His eyes are as hard, shiny and brutally &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/?p=103\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendwavy.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}